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"what if i was a tacky lampshade for halloween? i ate a slim jim for iron."
—my friend ellen

ellen was indeed a tacky lampshade for halloween 2003. and by "slim jim", she meant "generic beef jerky". ellen was my dorm hallmate our first year of college, my roommate second year, my next door neighbor third year, and my roommate again fourth year. she used to go to 7-11 for coffee and generic beef jerky like everyday. i love that girl.