why am i dressed like a horrible sartorial nightmare, you ask?

my digital art class focused on television production my last year of college. first semester, we did a faux newscast, and we each had to write a fake news story. one of the stories was about terrible service at a mcdonald's, and a fight that ensued between a mcdonald's employee and a white trash lady. ironically, i played the white trash lady. i may have volunteered to play the white trash lady, now that i think about it. i like irony. anyway, so i wore my roommate's horrible muu-muu dress, white tube socks and sneakers, a green 'do rag, and really horrible makeup. i stuffed a sweatshirt down my front to appear pregnant, while smoking a cigarette to complete the package. then i got to run after the mcdonald's employee, played by my teacher, bogdan, and hit him with my bag while yelling obscenities. digital art...'twas a sham, but fun.